No Mom, I Don’t Have a Drinking Problem: Spain Edition (vol. 4) — 2020 Envínate AlbahraEnvínate, you saucy bitch, you’ve done it again. Savory! This wine smells savory! This is not your average fruit driven red. Envínate’s…Jan 15, 2023Jan 15, 2023
No Mom, I Don’t Have a Drinking Problem: Spain Edition (vol.Well folks (according to notes from a respected critic*) I might have girlbossed, gaslit, and gatekept a little too close to the sun with…Dec 31, 2022Dec 31, 2022
No Mom, I Don’t Have a Drinking Problem: Spain Edition (vol. 2) — 2019 Cune CrianzaGreat news! We’re keeping it local for part two of the Spain chronicles. I say local because relative to Boston, I can practically see La…Nov 6, 2022Nov 6, 2022
No Mom, I Don’t Have a Drinking Problem: Spain Edition (vol. 1) — 2020 TémideCouple things:Oct 20, 2022Oct 20, 2022
No Mom, I Don’t Have a Drinking Problem: Chateau St-Michelle Elements (Papaya Jasmine White Blend)It’s been a while, hasn’t it? It’s been months since my purple prose, Wuthering Heights bullshit writing about booze while trying to be a…Aug 12, 2021Aug 12, 2021
No Mom, I don’t Have a Drinking Problem: Brain UpSup y’all, we’re doing a non alcoholic beverage this time because alcohol is really punishing for my body in a very specific way, so I…Dec 9, 2020Dec 9, 2020
No Mom, I Don’t Have a Drinking Problem: Election Night SpecialGood afternoon everyone! I figured that since this week, I’m not going to be writing for the Hoot (since they’re taking an off week), I…Nov 5, 2020Nov 5, 2020
No Mom, I Don’t Have a Drinking Problem: Eagle Rare 10 YearPicture this: It’s a brisk October night. You’re outside with your roommate at a table you found on the side of the road. Life is…Oct 15, 2020Oct 15, 2020
Whoops, I Missed Physics: The Stories of Times I’ve Accidentally Ended Up in Chinatown Instead of…Act One: High SchoolOct 15, 2020Oct 15, 2020
No Mom, I Don’t Have a Drinking Problem: Modelo CheladaHey look! It’s my very first review! What better way to start this farce of a project than with an extremely polarizing drink among my…Oct 15, 2020Oct 15, 2020
